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Revision as of 23:23, 26 April 2025

Potatoism

Primary Potato Industries flag, commonly used to represent Potatoism


Created by SonicSawblade

Potatoism is a religion founded by SonicSawblade, formed in Potato Industries. Potatoism followers worship the Great Potato God, and await the second coming of Potato Jesus. Many potato shrines have been constructed across the TPTMC survival server, with most of them being constructed in Krylia.

Potato Shrines

Diamond Potato shrine in Potatoism church in Greater Krylia


Potato shrines are the main method of praying to the Great Potato God. A user will sneak while bowing to the shrine and send prayers to the Great Potato God, and gift a potato to the Great Potato God by placing a potato in front of the shrine in an item frame. In most potato shrines, there are two Potato Industries banners placed on either side of the potato. The primary orange Potato Industries banner is usually placed on the right, while the cyan-colored secondary Potato Industries flag is placed on the left. Candles are also placed on each side of the potato, with the respective colors of the banners beside them.

History

Followers of Potatoism are waiting for the second coming of Potato Jesus. Not much is currently known amongst most Potatoism followers about this person, however he is known to be the son of the Great Potato God, who in Potatoism is the God of all potatoes and potato farms in the TPTMC server.

Please keep in mind, while jacob614 is an important figure in Potatoism, he is not the Great Potato God or Potato Jesus.

Morals

The morals of Potatoism followers are very peaceful, and encourage followers to pray to the Great Potato God for good fortunes, including a lack of poisonous potatoes in their potato harvests. A follower of Potatoism, 1701_ wrote an entire book of prayers to send to the Great Potato God, which shows the morals of most followers of Potatoism.

Prayers to our Great Potato God

Prayers to our Great Potato God is a piece of religious text written by 1701_ on February 24th, 2025.

 Prayer of Harvest
 O Glorious Potato God, bless us with a bountiful harvest, and allow the followers of Potatoism to harvest enough potatoes to last us the iteration. We pray you bless us with a healthy harvest, with few poisionous potatoes. In potato name, amen.
 Prayer of Peace
 O Glorious Potato God, we ask for your blessings for peace to your followers of Potatoism and to our fellow players. We pray you bless us with peace and that you allow us to resolve conflicts by sending enough baked potatoes to help us pacify our enemies, friends, and family members we may have conflicts with. We pray the potatoes you send to us will have enough carbohydrates to lull these people into a peaceful sleep, and we pray the flavor of your baked potatoes is enough to bring them peace in their soul. In potato name, amen.
 Prayer of Fair Weather
 O Great Potato God, we pray that you bless us with weather warm enough for our potato fields to flourish, and weather cool enough to prevent our harvest from drying out. We pray that the rainfall you bless us with is the right amount to hydrate our crops, and we pray your rainfall is merciful and will not drown our potatoes. In potato name, amen.  
 Prayer to our Nation
 O Glorious Potato God, we ask you bless our nation with your holy spirit. We pray that you will bring emotional harmony amongst our players and government leaders of different nations. We pray that they will be enlightened by your spirit, and will be motivated to bring peace amongst citizens of difference in nationality. In potato name, amen.  
 Prayer of Longevity
 O Glorious Potato God, we pray you will bring us a long and prosperous life with the help of your blessings in the form of potatoes. We pray the potatoes we consume will have a lack of poison, and that they will benefit us and bring us good health. We pray for your blessing to allow our death count to not increase too rapidly, and we pray you will bless us and allow our death count to never increase. We pray that you bless us with a sufficient amount of potatoes to keep our hunger bar above three at all times during our lives. In potato name, amen.