Potatoism
Primary Potato Industries flag, commonly used to represent Potatoism
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Potatoism is a religion founded by SonicSawblade, formed in Potato Industries. Potatoism followers worship the Great Potato God, and await the second coming of Potato Jesus. Many potato shrines have been constructed across the TPTMC survival server, with most of them being constructed in Krylia. As of May 2025, Potatoism has a total of 5 followers.
History
Followers of Potatoism are waiting for the second coming of Potato Jesus. Not much is currently known amongst most Potatoism followers about this person, however he is known to be the son of the Great Potato God, who in Potatoism is the God of all potatoes and potato farms in the TPTMC server.
Please keep in mind, while jacob614 is an important figure in Potatoism, he is not the Great Potato God or Potato Jesus.
Potato Shrines
Potato shrines are the main method of praying to the Great Potato God. A user will sneak while bowing to the shrine and send prayers to the Great Potato God, and gift a potato to the Great Potato God by placing a potato in front of the shrine in an item frame. In most potato shrines, there are two Potato Industries banners placed on either side of the potato. The primary orange Potato Industries banner is usually placed on the right, while the cyan-colored secondary Potato Industries flag is placed on the left. Candles are also placed on each side of the potato, with the respective colors of the banners beside them.
Potato Churches
Potato Churches are churches that are built to pray and worship the Great Potato God. The first ever Potato Church was built in modern-day Ciemnydębowylas, and it had two golden potato shrines outside of it. It was relocated to Greater Krylia in March 2025. A second potato church was constructed in rural Greater Krylia, and is the current Krylian residence of the president jacob614 The church is made out of birch and has one central diamond potato shrine. Another potato church was built in Southern Kartofel on an island named 1701 Island, which contains a potato farm, two emerald potato shrines, and one central diamond potato shrine. In Chereshnia, a potato church with a potato shrine made of Pearlescent Froglights was constructed.
Morals
The morals of Potatoism followers are very peaceful, and encourage followers to pray to the Great Potato God for good fortunes, including a lack of poisonous potatoes in their potato harvests. A follower of Potatoism, 1701_ wrote an entire book of prayers to send to the Great Potato God, which shows the morals of most followers of Potatoism.
Prayers to our Great Potato God
Prayers to our Great Potato God is a piece of religious text written by 1701_ on February 24th, 2025.
Prayer of Harvest
O Glorious Potato God, bless us with a bountiful harvest, and allow the followers of Potatoism to harvest enough potatoes to last us the iteration. We pray you bless us with a healthy harvest, with few poisionous potatoes. In potato name, amen.
Prayer of Peace
O Glorious Potato God, we ask for your blessings for peace to your followers of Potatoism and to our fellow players. We pray you bless us with peace and that you allow us to resolve conflicts by sending enough baked potatoes to help us pacify our enemies, friends, and family members we may have conflicts with. We pray the potatoes you send to us will have enough carbohydrates to lull these people into a peaceful sleep, and we pray the flavor of your baked potatoes is enough to bring them peace in their soul. In potato name, amen.
Prayer of Fair Weather
O Great Potato God, we pray that you bless us with weather warm enough for our potato fields to flourish, and weather cool enough to prevent our harvest from drying out. We pray that the rainfall you bless us with is the right amount to hydrate our crops, and we pray your rainfall is merciful and will not drown our potatoes. In potato name, amen.
Prayer to our Nation
O Glorious Potato God, we ask you bless our nation with your holy spirit. We pray that you will bring emotional harmony amongst our players and government leaders of different nations. We pray that they will be enlightened by your spirit, and will be motivated to bring peace amongst citizens of difference in nationality. In potato name, amen.
Prayer of Longevity
O Glorious Potato God, we pray you will bring us a long and prosperous life with the help of your blessings in the form of potatoes. We pray the potatoes we consume will have a lack of poison, and that they will benefit us and bring us good health. We pray for your blessing to allow our death count to not increase too rapidly, and we pray you will bless us and allow our death count to never increase. We pray that you bless us with a sufficient amount of potatoes to keep our hunger bar above three at all times during our lives. In potato name, amen.
Potato Bible
The Potato Bible is a 30 page piece of religious text written by 1701_ on May 9th 2025.
Contents
1: The Beginning 1:1 In the beginning, there was only soil. The soil was rich and moist, and darkness covered the land. 1:2 And the Great Potato God, stirred within the earth. From his divine eye grew the First Sprout. 1:3 And the Great Potato God said "Let there be Potatoes," and there were potatoes; golden, red, purple, russet, filling the earth. 1:4 From a single sacred farm at the heart of the world, he brought forth life. 1:5 Upon the soil, the Great Potato God combed his fingers through the land, bringing forth humans. He taught the humans how to farm, and how to enjoy his blessings of potatoes. 1:6 The humans desired a way to keep their potatoes healthy, so they prayed to the Great Potato God, and he answered by bringing rainfall and infinite water in all the lakes, oceans, and rivers. 2: Poisono 2:1 Suddenly, while the humans were enjoying thier blessings of potatoes from the Great Potato God, a ploom of black clouds and roaring thunder came over the sky. The Devil, Poisono, had risen. 2:2 Poisono wreaked havoc across the world, making potatoes inedible, drying all the water, and crushing every potato farm to exist in the world. 2:3 Humans had to risk potentially dying, as the 1st Potato Famine resulted in them being forced to eat poisonous potatoes. 2:4 The humans begged for mercy from their Great Potato God, however he was yet to answer. The humans, doubting their faith in the Great Potato God, began to riot across the world. Nations were split, villages raided, and innocent people killed. 2:5 Beyond earth, the Great Potato God was in a great battle, between him and Poisono. 2:6 The Great Potato Battle lasted 393 years. The Great Potato God informed the humans of his battle with Poisono. 2:7 The Great Potato God then said to his creations: "Humans, I have returned after a frightful 393 years. I do deeply apologize, for I was battling Poisono in Kartofel. It has deeply saddened me to discover you have turned against me within these 393 years. Have you not remember anything I have taught you? I am truly ashamed for this to have happened. While I will bring you your potatoes back, I will punish you by making 1 in every 50 potatoes you harvest posionous". 3: Potato Jesus 3:1 Despite the Great Potato Gods anger with the humans, he decided he shall bless them with a new prophet, who he names Potato Jesus. 3:2 The Great Potato God then brouht Potato Jesus to earth, 15 years after the Great Potato Battle. 3:3 Humans questioned the Potato Jesus, wondering if he is the actual son of the Great Potato God as he claimed to be. The Great Potato God recieved countless prayers, asking if Potato Jesus was his real son. However, the Great Potato God never answered these prayers, as he wanted to find out if the humans had true faith in their Great Potato God. 3:4 Potato Jesus attempted to spread his new ideas, including the very first baked potato recipe. The people of earth were outraged by this, believing lighting fire to the image of the Great Potato God and consuming it is blasphemy. 3:5 Potato Jesus encouraged the people of earth to try the baked potato, however the humans took great offense to this and sentenced him to death by being thrown into a lava pit. Potato Jesus was never seen again after his death. 4: The Creation of the Nether 4:1 The Great Potato God was outraged once he learned of Potato Jesus' death after only 7 days of living on Earth. Thus, he created the Nether. 4:2 The nether was a hellish landscape, with red volcanic rock constantly burning, and lava oceans spanning thousands of blocks across. He added the mobs of the nether, each one specifically designed to be as murderous as possible. He designed them similar the humans image, to treat them how they treated Potato Jesus. 4:3 Humans were introduced to the nether when the Great Potato God gave them a portal as a "gift". He invited every single human who was involved with the murder of Potato Jesus to enter the portal. He described it as a land with endless potatoes, and he described it as a land with the most rich and filling potatoes to be able to eat freely forever. 4:4 Naturally, the humans fell for his trap. As the humans wandered into the purple swirliness of the entrance, they were greeted with horrible heat, burning, and scorching blocks everywhere they went. The Great Potato God described it as fair punishment for the way they treated his son, Potato Jesus. The murderers tried to escape, but a ghast had shot a fireball directly at their portal, destroying any chances of them ever returning. 4:5 The Great Potato God used the way he sent the killers of Potato Jesus to the Nether to set an example for the rest of the humans, of how he can be merciful, but he has the power to treat perpetrators of his morals however he sees fit. 5: Peace after the Tragedy 5:1 Every human who had ever doubted the Great Potato God felt rightfully terrible for their actions. In attempts to apologize for their behavior, one lone human named SonicSawblade formed Potato Industries. He invented the potato shrine, which is to be built with a 3x1x2 platform of rock bricks, and a 3x2x2 statue of a Potato. The statue is to be made of either light blocks, or valuables. There are to be candles of the orange and cyan color lit around it, and a potato left in front of it as a gift to our Great Potato God. 5:2 And then, a new prophet was found. He went by the name of Jacob, however most people tend to call him jacob1 or jacob614. He spread potatoes to everyone he met, and is the first ever prophet of Potatoism since Potato Jesus, who was last seen 50,000 years ago. However, despite Jacob being a prophet, people unfamiliar to Potatoism reguarly believed he is the Great Potato God. Despite Jacob being a potato himself, the Great Potato God returned to earth to describe to the humans that Jacob is not a god, but merely a prophet to potatoism. 6: Buildings of Worship 6:1 While potato shrines are considered places to pray to the Great Potato God, a potatoism follower who goes by the name 1701_. 1701_ decided a mere shrine wasn't enough to fufill the gratitude he felt for the Great Potato God. 6:2 1701 then built the first ever Church of Potato, in modern-day Ciemnydebowylas. He proceeded to build 2 more churches in honor of the Great Potato God, where potatoists are free to worship and pray to our Great Potato God. 7: Awaiting 7:1 After the killing of Potato Jesus, all potatoism followers are waiting for the second coming of the son of the Great Potato God, Potato Jesus. The humans asked the Great Potato God when his return would be, and the Great Potato God responded by saying: "Humans, I will only speak this to you; When my child returns to earth, you will have the duty to treat him with the utmost care. Do not execute him for foolish reasons, and instead bring him gifts and show him your appreciation". 7:2 The humans were all very confused by his statement, wondering the day Potato Jesus will return. However, the day he returns will be a day of celebration across the earth.